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...profanity, sexually explicit dialog andadult imagery.
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Wednesday, October 22, 2014

#WIPiTuP At a New Age book store as a family

Sharing WIPs (works in progress) can be so very fun! On this lovely blog hop, enjoy a bunch of authors sharing excerpts of what they're working on- get ready to add some great books to your TBR, once the author publishes :) Although occasionally you may find an author sharing a published work. Give 'em a break- these may just be roughly edited- but please do leave a comment! We authors like to know we're going in a good direction.

Having finished the "Skipping Down the Primrose Path: Book Three" rewrite, I'm about to get to work on my BRs' comment on "Mommy"- never fear, you may get more "Mommy" once I've secured a publisher for it. The "Skipping..." rewrite was hard though. I'd only meant to add a birthday scene, but I found each little thing I changed for continuity avalanched into a dozen more changes. I found myself deleting, moving, saving for later scenes of hundreds of words (in one case that I checked, it was over 2000 words!). This week, I've decided to share a shopping scene that became sadly unusable because of detail changes.

"Thanks, my primitive Prince." Vala giggled. "Primitive, really, my primitive Prince?"

Prince Synn rolled his eyes at Vala.

"But thanks so much for the little reassurance at Joys and Sorrows, my primitive Prince. I was about to chicken out, my primitive Prince."

"Well many of the members of our church are coming around to polyamory, especially when faced with happy, open families like ours."

"Vala!" Erik ran up to Prince Synn and Vala. "Not-Vati!"

Prince Synn laughed. "Don't you love it? I'm 'not daddy'."

Vala lifted Erik to her hip as the three of them continued into the New Age book store. "Well it isn't the worst thing he could call you, Sir," she teased.

"I saw Reverend Evelyn lent you some books." Prince Synn paused in front of a display of spell candles.

"Yeah, she has a notion that the books coming from her will aid in the 'free and responsible search for truth and meaning' for me, Sir."

"Very wise." Prince Synn turned to Vala. "Here, let me take him. He's getting big."

"Thanks, Sir." Vala smiled as Iona joined them. "Hi, Iona." She squealed and did a little hip-shaking dance. "Oh oh... my..." She looked up at Erik. "Iona."

"Why am I suddenly hearing My Sharona?" Prince Synn grinned.

"What got you excited, sweet?" Iona patted Vala's arm.

"That little sculpture there, Iona." Vala pointed at a small ceramic sculpture of a centaur. "I would very much like that please, Iona."

Iona hugged Vala to her. "Let's take it to The Queen so you can ask him."

The group moved to The Queen who stood in front of a weapons' display.

Vala waited until The Queen looked down at her. "Sir, I would very much please like to have the sculpture that Iona is holding. Please."

Iona held out the sculpture to The Queen.

"Yes, sweet. You may have it." The Queen smiled at Erik. "Synn, let me hold my boy."

Laughing, Prince Synn passed Erik to The Queen. "So the Horned God, Vala?"

Vala shrugged. "For some reason, in my reading, Sir, I keep getting drawn back to him, feeling more comfortable with him, than the Goddess. Isn't that weird, Sir?"

"Not necessarily. Come to the books with me. They may have a title I'd like to recommend to you."

Vala nodded her head to The Queen and Iona before following after Prince Synn. She stopped beside him in front of a book shelf.

"This one. You should read it." Prince Synn handed Vala a book.

(book recommendation moved elsewhere in "Skipping Down the Primrose Path: Book Three)

"Thanks, Sir, for the recommendation." Vala giggled. "I'm going to have to work to balance this reading around my training."

"I'm sure The Queen and Iona will help you with that, if learning about paganism is really important to you."

Vala nodded. "Thanks, Sir." How weird, this conversation. Not quite what I'd expect of my Master's best friend.

Tuesday, October 21, 2014

#Taboo2sday Vala's thoughts on Erik and her training as a slave

Take a risk and try something a little taboo with me? D I promise you'll find delights and scares depending on how adventurous you are

I promoted this hop in a new Dark Erotica group on Facebook yesterday. I hadn't yet picked something and mentioned I still needed to sign up. I was in home stretch of a rewrite of "Skipping Down the Primrose Path: Book Three" of my Vala's Story serial and in sharing about the types of things we share, I mentioned the possibility of sharing something about Erik, The Queen and Iona's toddler son. In promoting "Gates of the Garden; Book Two," Thianna D. recently hosted me on her blog. With "Skipping..." containing Vala's first journal entry for her training, I decided to share her thoughts on Erik here. I find the idea of children being taboo in erotica ridiculous; as long as the characters aren't having sexual activity with or in front of children, I find it a fantasy I'm not interested in to behave as if characters in erotica don't have full lives that sometimes include children. So here's some of Vala's thoughts...

I was really shocked to find out The Queen had a son. I'd have thought I'd have met Erik already. Though I guess it makes sense The Queen waited to introduce Erik to me. He's an adorable little boy. I can't even imagine what it's like for Iona, being a mother in such an unconventional lifestyle. Thank goodness for Brenna, for open and accepting she is and I think it's more than just being a well payed employee. Erik's going to be one unique individual when he grows up. And to think I get to have some part, even if just a little, in his life and childhood; I can't begin to understand how my Queen and my Lady trust me in being around their child! I'm sure they're glad they have a few years to figure out how they're going to explain these things to Erik.

Monday, October 20, 2014

An excerpt from "Gates of the Garden: Book Two" followed by Raanan using Ely

"Skipping Down the Primrose Path: Book Three" rewrite is going well, but I lost track of time so there is no Naan and April enjoying each other- I hope to have it for Friday, but don't worry, there'll be hopping Tuesday and Wednesday as well as a guest post from Thianna D. promoting her new Corbin's Bend spanking romance "Chemistry of Attraction" on Thursday.

For today, I'm going to share a link to a snippet of "Gates of the Garden: Book Two"- although the page says that "Gates.." isn't published yet- have to update that, but if you're intrigued and haven't read it yet, the buy links are on My Books page. Following the snippet is some extra-novel fucking, Raanan use Ely's ass to release pent up sexual energy after The Queen torments him.

Sunday, October 19, 2014

#8Sunday Tommy enjoys Prisca in "Out of the Night: Book One"

Weekend Writing Warrior

I gave you some vanilla sex last week. This week, I'm giving you a bit of BDSM sexuality from the climatic scene of the book "Out of the Night: Book One" of my Vala's Story serial.

"Go to the whipping pole and then raise your arms above your head."

Prisca ran to the whipping pole. Her legs trembled as she stood next to it. Arms in the air, she leaned against the pole.

Grinning, Tommy ran up behind Prisca and grabbed the cuffs. He quickly fastened them on her wrists before she realized what was happening. He walked to the other side of the pole, removed the padlock, and pulled the chain until Prisca was forced onto tiptoe before he secured the padlock.


"Out of the Night: Book One" of Vala's Story blurb:
Restless and world-weary, Mearr isn't about to admit she needs anyone's help, even this gorgeous man who has taken her into his home. Well one of his homes and part of this huge family she's heard about but not met all of. She's young, looks young, and knows it but at least she's legal now so she can pick a new name to go with her new life...

The Queen knows he wants Mearr bad, ever since the first time he saw her in the window of the coffeehouse. He has his plan, but even a Dominant's plans don't always survive the unpredictability of the future. He struggles to figure out this temperamental woman he's brought home, how best to help her. Then he takes her to his mansion...

They wait patiently for The Queen to bring Mearr home. Well to the home they've been redecorating for Him and for the hopes that she'll become part of their family and be trained to please Him. Simon and Tommy have seen her, of course, being The Queen's right and left hands; they say she'll be a perfect addition...

Please come along with Joelle on this journey, shared with the readers in serial fashion. A multitude of "Happily-ever-afters" are waiting with the completion of book 9.

Author's Note: This novel is meant for open-minded adults. Activities described include a wide range of BDSM and sexual activities, some of which are male/male, male/female, consensual slavery, oral/anal/vaginal intercourse, bondage. The story also covers some sensitive topics in characters' backstories, such as drug abuse.

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Saturday, October 18, 2014

#MySexySaturday Are appearances as they seem?

Sexy is in the mind of the beholder... follow the links to experience dozens of snippets of sexy.
If you're here for Saturday Spankings blog hop, you can click here... but don't you want to experience 7 paragraphs of something I find sexy and thrilling first?
Also if you're looking for my #WeWriWa post, please come back after 12am EST on Sunday, although you can follow this link back to their page for other weekend writing warriors' posts.

A sexy thriller... I debated that. I wasn't sure I had something to share. Then I thought of my short story "Possession" in my free ebook "Joelle's Chaotic Collection of Screwing." It's maybe, probably the only story that's a thriller in the collection. Amusingly I've had repeated requests for a "Possession Part 2," but have never managed to write it.


Slowly the scene comes into view. No people are in the room.

The room is small, cramped. Black walls, ceilings, and floors darken the atmosphere, remove it from this reality. No furniture is in the room, if the straw mat isn't included. Gothic clothing, most of it black or white, carpets the floor. Full ashtrays are scattered around the room. Rare or banned books, their covers often exhibiting exotic sexual positions, lay haphazardly in one corner, most of them bearing signs of loving use. In the opposite corner, various leather objects are piled. On closer inspection, a finely made eight foot bullwhip, a two foot red leather-covered wooden paddle, four pairs of velvet-padded handcuffs, and other various sex toys are seen.

Close your eyes for a moment. Take a deep, measuring breath. How lovely the vexing atmosphere is; it wants fear, anxiety, self-hate, obsession, and ennui to feed what it believes to be its sunny atmosphere.

Open your eyes. The door is opening, slowly swinging out into the hallway.

"Come on in," a cynical, tauntingly masculine voice says, demanding obedience in its soft yet harsh tone.

The voice gains a deliberate body as a man walks into the main part of the room. He is exceptionally tall and thin. His muscles move luxuriantly under their tight, thin cover of ghostly white skin. His features are perfectly sculptured, as if a creature from the Gods' paradise had escaped. Large, smoky blue eyes almost eclipse the rest of his face. Delicate, high cheekbones give him the look of a warped model. Long fingers stroke the very air that surrounds them. Limbs are in exact proportion to his torso. Hair has been shaved from every visible surface of his body. The only clothing that covers his body is a pair of tight black leather pants, so tight they are like a second skin.

He strips with seeming carelessness out of the pants. As with his upper body, his lower body is perfectly chiseled. Long, sturdy legs plant themselves firmly onto the ground by perfectly formed feet. His cock, though currently limp, is still large and stands up slightly.

Will the person come into the room of Mister Exceptionally-tall-and-thin? What will happen? And however could this lead into a sexy, erotic story? Don't too scared and download my free ebook "Joelle's Chaotic Collection of Screwing." 14 excerpts, short stories, and an erotic poem. A mixture of male/female, female/female, male/male, and menage groupings. Different sorts of sex and sexuality all in one 27K word sample of my writings.


Friday, October 17, 2014

#SatSpanks an Ode to Head Mistress Blake and naughtiness

8 or so sentences from writers who love to spank or be spanked. Please enjoy my snippet and then move onto the other hoppers- their links are at the bottom of this post.
And if you're here for My Sexy Sunday, click here... although don't you want to enjoy a naughty little poem I wrote first? :D
Also if you're looking for my #WeWriWa post, please come back after 12am EST on Sunday, although you can follow this link back to their page for other weekend writing warriors' posts.

 So last week I shared a spanking book-related snippet from my BDSM/ageplay MFF "Mommy" and since I said it was the last one for awhile- book is with BRs and soon to be fixed up even more and submitted (maybe even to Blushing Books? :D)- I was left with what to do this week. And this silly little poem came to me. One can only guess what next week will bring :D.

How I love Headmistress Blake, how she never punishes too vigorously!

And Blushing Books and Spanking Romance Reviews for always supporting the hop and the spanking of our naughty little author butts.

I finished a book mostly about spanking a naughty little girl so whatever do I share now? A poem, you say? :D

Do you all think I should put spanking into my Nano-novel for this year? "Tabitha and Bina in love"- because erotic romance authors need love too

Okay, so maybe, Headmistress Blake, I need a vigorous spanking for this naughty little poem :D

Sue Lyndon got the adult tag on Amazon? She's here to tell why & share her "Mine by Christmas"

Mine by Christmas: My experience with an Amazon adult tagged book

Thanks for inviting me to visit you, Joelle! I’m here today to talk a bit about my new release, Mine by Christmas, which spent a couple of hours with a dreaded adult tag on Amazon the other day. The book has been freed from the dungeon thanks to my publisher acting immediately, but if I hadn’t noticed the book was adult tagged it would have probably killed my sales. To help other authors avoid this issue, I’ll share what I know about adult tags.

What does it mean when a book has been adult tagged on Amazon?

It means someone at Amazon has flagged your book as adult, possibly due to the cover showing too much skin, the title containing certain keywords Amazon frowns upon (like slave, breed, rape, noncon, dubious consent, Daddy, and the list goes on I’m sure). An adult tag removes a book from Amazon searches and makes the book very hard to find. It makes your book virtually invisible, which of course is bad news for sales. For my book, we changed “Mine by Christmas: A BDSM Holiday Erotica Collection” to simply “Mine by Christmas” as well as removed a warning beneath the blurb that said “for adult readers only.” Changing those two things did the trick. Which sucks. Because that means having “BDSM” in a title is probably a new no-no.

How do I know if my book has been adult tagged?

There are two ways to determine if your book has been adult tagged. Visit salesrankexpess.com and type in the book title and author. If your book has been adult tagged, the listing will display “ADULT” in bright red next to the title. Another method of determining if your book is adult tagged is to go to Amazon.com and search in “ALL” categories for your book. If it isn’t found in the results, your book has been adult tagged.

How do I get an adult tag removed from my book?

Contact your publisher. They can help you evaluate whether the issue is with the cover, blurb, or title, make the necessary changes, and contact Amazon to ask them to please consider removing the adult tag. This is how I went about it and within hours my adult tag was removed. If you’re self-published, you’ll have to make the changes (which unfortunately involves guessing what the problem is because Amazon often won’t tell you if it’s the cover, blurb, or title), and contact KDP support and ask them to consider removing the adult tag. The sooner you act, the better. You want readers to easily find your book on Amazon!

Excerpt from Marry Me in Montana (Mine by Christmas):

He gave her a sharp swat. “Naughty,” he said in a scolding tone. “You will behave during this spanking, young lady, or I’ll have you fetch your hairbrush out of your suitcase.”
A small whimper left her and she ceased all movement.
“Now, let this be a lesson for you, Amy. If you misbehave in the future, especially once we are married, you can expect a bare bottom spanking that results in a very sore, reddened little butt.”
Again, she looked over her shoulder at him with wide eyes. “Seriously?”
He covered her left cheek, giving it a firm squeeze. “Seriously. A warmed bottom will help you remember to mind me, don’t you think?”
“I-I suppose so.” She turned around and fisted her hands in the covers, and he suspected it was taking all her self-control not to squirm over his erection or push her bottom into his hand. Despite her nervousness, she was obviously enjoying herself.
“All right, then. Time for your spanking, Amy.” He landed a swat across her bottom, and she tensed and gasped at the first blow. Again, his hand came down, over and over as he moved to alternate spanks from left cheek to right cheek. More whimpers escaped her, and the harder he spanked her, the quicker her breaths came. She parted her thighs and lifted her bottom up, meeting each smack that rained down. “Amy,” he warned. “This is supposed to be a punishment.”
She sighed. “Maybe you should spank me harder then. You mustn’t allow me to get away with such naughty behavior.”
“I think perhaps it’s time for these pants to come down.” He gripped the top of her yoga pants and pulled them down, revealing her panty-clad bottom. She wore a pair of lace-trimmed purple panties that hugged her ass perfectly, and his desire escalated at the thought of pulling them down.
What was he doing? He was torturing himself, that’s what. At this rate, it would take a miracle for him to last two more days without having his way with her. She was right before him, a breathless, squirming, very willing temptation. He shook the images of fucking her senseless away, and focused on spanking her overtop her panties, his hand bouncing off her rounded flesh. Dark pink marred her backside around the hemline of her panties, evidence that he was indeed reddening her bottom as promised.
“Ouch! This is starting to hurt, Jake. Okay, okay, you’ve made your point.” She struggled to rise up, but he pushed her down and draped one of his legs atop hers, holding her in place.
“Are you going to behave these next two days?” he asked, swatting her harder.


Mine by Christmas contains three short, naughty stories by Sue Lyndon

Marry Me in Montana:

Amy's frustrated over Jake's old-fashioned ideals and his refusal to consummate their marriage before they say their vows, even more so when a
blizzard causes them to miss their own wedding. It's too bad they can't get hitched in the middle of the snowstorm...or can they?

Snowed in with Santa:

Will Jared's dark desires scare the inexperienced Alana away?

Christmas with the Professor:

Angela suspects her former Psychology professor is kinky, but when she tries to tease the Dom out of him she gets much, much more than she bargained for.

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