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Thursday, January 2, 2014

Winter Spanks: Cold Hands, Warm Bottoms... a spanking in the snow?

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So I'm gonna have some fun here in fiction as our little wire fence in our suburban house mightn't allow for this... or maybe I'll write thinking on reality :D My Master and I have a dog named Chyna. She's an old dog, tons of white fur amongst her black now. But she still loves to play in snow and she does love her treats. She's a 66 pound English mastiff/lab mix.

"Butt bikket? Does Chyna want a butt bikket?" Master gleefully called out.

I groaned at Master's joke, Chyna's wagging tail and wiggling ears. "No, she wants to go potty, Master. I just heard her whine again, Master."

"I think Chyna wants a butt bikket." Master grinned. "Just looked how excited she is?"

I groaned in irritation again- would Master punish or would I find dog treats, peanut butter, and other things between my toes? I placed my laptop on my ottoman and struggled out of my armchair.

"Come on. We'll take her out together." Master took my tiny hand in His huge one and pulled me after Him and Chyna into the kitchen.

We bundled up as Chyna expectantly watched us.

"We're coming," I grumbled at Chyna.

Master snickered as I pulled the choke chain onto Chyna.

I opened the storm and the entry doors. "Whoa!" I called out as Chyna pulled her and I down the steps. I trotted with her to the back yard.

Master caught up just as I was letting Chyna off her leash. "We were coming?" He teased.

"You know what I meant, Master."

"I guess Chyna'll get a butt bikket when we take her in."

I felt an uncharacteristic blush come into my cheeks. I looked to see if George or Chantella were outside- thankfully no. "Please no butt bikkets, Master," I begged in a sweetly lowered voice.

"Into a snow drift?"

I giggled and stepped away. "Please no snow either, Master."

"Yes, I think snow AND a butt bikket!"

Chyna's tags jangled loudly as she ran over the snow to us.

"Go potty," I urged Chyna.

"Chyna's watching," Master teased.

I looked to see Chyna running away just before Master lifted me and threw me into the nearest snow drift. I shrieked at snow creeping under my jacket and packed against my face.

Master knelt down beside me. "Snow down your pants?"

"Please no, Master." I begged, struggling to get up.

"No you don't." Master placed His hand on the small of my suddenly naked back.

"But Master, someone might see. What if someone calls the cops?"

"You just don't want a spanking when Chyna might be staring at you."

I whimpered- was Master joking or serious?

In answer to my un-asked question, Master shimmied my sweats down to my thighs.

The first slap arrived and I bit my lip to hold in the moan His cupped hand wanted to pull from me. I lifted my face out of the snow and opened my mouth.

"Quiet," Master warned. He started spanking me, one harsh stroke of His cupped hand after another.

The thought of how this would sound in a spanking romance briefly danced through my mind.

Suddenly He mashed a handful of snow down on my heated ass. "Don't look." Master laughed.

I obeyed; I didn't want to see Chyna looking confused. Next thing, a wet dog tongue moved over my forehead.

"Aw. Chyna is worried about you."

"Yes, Master." I waited for Him to move His hand; I desperately wanted to lift my sweats before a neighbor ventured into his or her yard. And to let me move before Chyna did something even more disturbing.

"Okay." Master pulled my sweats over my hot and wet ass. "Chyna's ready to go in."

I scrambled to my feet. "No butt bikket, Master?" I pleaded, hoping for enough cuteness in my voice.

"Maybe just a toe pretzel." Master helped Chyna onto her choke chain.

"Thanks, Master," I murmured shyly.

Master patted my butt. At my wince, He chuckled. "Give her a bikket then go get naked in bed."

"Yes, Master." I giggled as I hurried up the driveway.

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95 comments:

  1. Too cute! I liked when you ran up the stairs to get naked so eagerly. :-)

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    1. well He said bed- hopefully butt bikkets were done :D

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    2. I hope I'm doing this right: angiesargenti@gmail.com.

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    3. yeah, I think that's all you gotta do to be right by the rules, Angie. my bad on forgetting to post that part of the rules until people had started reading

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  2. The dog watching-- I know that feeling

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    1. I swear they're worse than children :D and Chyna will make noises too, little questioning woofs and such that are so unnerving

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  3. Joelle, you're the best at putting the most outrageous bits of BDSM life into a context where they make perfect sense. I had a feeling there would be something wonderful like this behind "butt bikket"!

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    1. thanks Emily. I was joking with a friend of ours about butt bikkets and of course this gave my Master the reason to tell the story of when He actually did it- oh did I scream because it really was disconcerting.

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  4. ~Giggling here~ What a cute and funny story Joelle. Oh those spanks had to be torture out there in the snow. I think I might have started a snowball fight if I were in your position.

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    1. except I'd so lose if I tried to have a snowball fight with my Master :D yeah, I've been joking "He needs not to read it" lol

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  5. Lovely little scene, Joelle - I can almost feel that ice-cold snow on my own buns as I read XD

    And such a heartwarming sense of love and togetherness; I think Master and Joelle (and Chyna) are very wonderful and very lucky <3

    Doggie P.S: mine always makes himself scarce as soon as slaps start to rain down, lol. Clearly not a voyeur!

    spankingpenelope@gmail.com (whee, I remembered!)

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    1. lucky you, Penelope, on no voyeur dog- Chyna, while being afraid of honks, seems to feel the need to check if I'm okay when I cry out from a spanking. thanks :) thankfully I think 11 degree weather is saving me from this becoming real atm :D

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  6. Definitely the dog watching part!! And snow on the butt burrrrr freezing!! bw2323bro@yahoo.com

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    1. thanks for the comment, Brittany. Yeah, somehow when my Master brought home the last girl puppy who gnawed on His nose at the mastiff rescue, we got the princess and the yoyeur lol

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  7. The butt bikket definitely...right until the end I was lost, then when I read the toe pretzel I got the point and laughed out loud! Very clever Joelle

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    1. but the worst was the time that Chyna managed to just pull the toe pretzel up and off and He claimed it was cheating lmao. He thinks it quite funny and when I told Him people think it quite the joke, He snarked "but I've done it"

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  8. I'm completely lost. Butt bikket?

    lacrimsonfemme at gmail dot com

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    1. The dog watching was funny for me.

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    2. bikket- silly way to say biscuit- as in dog treat. And in the story, I beg "no butt bikkit, Master" :D it wasn't my dog's butt, but mine that was being talked about lol

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    3. dogs can be so inappropriate. but yeah, my Master finds it rather amusing- and good at getting me out of a bad mood- to put pretzels on my toes etc and let the dog take them. disgusting lmao and of course the "butt bikket"- a dog treat put down my crack, oh gods, I scream "please no" while He laughs lol

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    4. AH! Okay. I see. Was thinking it was kind of like that, with a dog biscuit shoved up into your ass and the dog digging it out. But then I thought, no, that can't be right. Authors don't write about that kind of mild of bestiality. Readers get horrified while I find it amusing.

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    5. ah you mustn't have read my blog that often then :D I'm a big one for pushes buttons, going beyond what most will.

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  9. Butt Bikket, never heard that term before now. Perhaps I will try it with my lady tonight;) thecoverartisan@gmail.com

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    1. lmao she'd probably appreciate not :D that was my Master's own creation, from His sometimes rather geeky sense of humor :D

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  10. Such a cute story, Joelle! Have to admit I was wondering who was going to get the choke chain...how pervy is that? Lol.

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    1. hehe totally acceptable Normandie, but I have a metal collar so He wouldn't use a choke chain :D

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  11. when Master told her not to look

    bn100candg at hotmail dot com

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  12. Master asking if she was embarrassed that Chyna was watching. Dogs will be dogs. ghwasd at gmail dot com

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    1. lol true, but I'm a human and voyeur dog can be embarrassing- not many things manage that :D

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  13. LOL Joelle...don't know why but it is embarrassing when pets are watching you get your butt blistered! At least Master put something cold on her hot bum. ;)

    Blessings...
    Cat catsbrighteyes at gmail dot com

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    1. yeah I don't know either, I think maybe it's the expressions that Chyna gets. It's horrible, Cat :D she often gets all concerned. And she's so earnest- I'll tell her "Chyna, go away! It's a good thing." hehe. but yeah the snow- normally oh no, there's not gonna be anything cold unless I slip off to the kitchen and get an ice pack

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  14. :) Very cute Joelle. I had to say butt bikket out loud to hear what it was!!! I did NOT like the snow up the back or Master's cold hand on her low back. A spanking in the snow is great - but the cold hand!!!

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    1. lmao Natasha. you know, I have no clue how we got from biscuit (or the more common "treat" as we're in the midwest of the US) to bikket. the sad/funny thing is I can see my Master reading this and deciding to do it, although not this week because we've had single digit weather here

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  15. Very cute, mean but cute - Like the warm up after the fact. lol

    livinezlee@gmail.com

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    1. lol yes, mean but cute... looking at it from the outside :D

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  16. ice down the butt, ouch. I'm no good with the cold. Now a nice warm spanking is a different story:)
    Mastiff - that's a big dog!
    jaye@jpeaches.com

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    1. well she's mixed with labrador and was the runt of her litter- so she topped out at 66 lbs lol

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  17. Cute, Joelle. It's so eerie when a dog stares at you while you're doing something kinky. It's like they know something you don't know. pig@patriciagreenbooks.com

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    1. yup- what do they think about it... Chyna has this tendency- we're laying there enjoying afterglow and we hear disgusted dog sigh at the foot of the bed, where she sleeps... yeah "oh good you're done" my Master has joked her thinking

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  18. Lol, sometimes you want to be able to read the dog's thoughts, and sometimes…not so much. Cute story, Joelle.
    Johnnamaquire@gmail.com

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    1. hehe, sometimes, Chyna will stare so seriously at me and, yes, at those times, I wish she spoke English :) thanks for the comment

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  19. God, I lmao reading this. The first time our male boxer was in the room when a spanking occurred he put his paws right on my butt. I laughed so hard at the thought of 4 paws on me at once that I almost had an accident.
    laurah2727@yahoo.com

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    1. I read your comment aloud to my Master and He laughed, Laura. what a rotten dog :D I'm glad that Chyna's too old to jump up on the bed anymore.

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  20. LMAO!!! Love the butt bikket! I can so see this all in my head! Poor puppy! ;)

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    1. oops... tammyfaris1966 at gmaildotcom

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    2. hehe yeah, my Master loves to yell butt bikket... I don't love it so much though lol- I always say "she just wants the bikket given to her because it's less effort"

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  21. I laughed when the dog licked her forehead in confusion. My dog does things like that all the time when were playing.

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    1. Chyna is always concerned about things. I can't even get upset and cry without her being right there, trying to find out what's going on- she might not be a cuddle pup but at least she's loving

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  22. LOL, funny story, Joelle. I liked that this was a combination of real and fiction. :)

    But I did not get the butt bikket thing, until I read the other comments.
    (I have darkened over the years, but am still a blonde at heart, I guess. LOL, and I am probably still a bit sheltered :) )

    So it was a dog biscuit for your booty?
    hehe!

    I loved the spanking in the snow.
    Bet the neighbors got an eyeful if they looked outside!
    :)
    Happy Winter Spanks!
    Enjoy the snow with your master!
    and Chyna :)

    Katherinedeane40 at gmail dot com

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    1. :D well Katherine, my BR and I were talking and we agree that "butt bikket" is likely to go past many non-pet owners- do you have a dog or a cat? I think in a way, we almost get our own language- like how many people without a toddler would understand that "sippy" is a cup with a special lid meant not to spill? Interestingly, my Master's taken to asking "does anyone live there still?" Our neighbors on the one side are away from their house so often that sometimes it's looked like they've moved. Hope you enjoyed all the Winter Spanks reading too. I'll be glad for an end to winter though- both guys, Master and teen, seem to have either the flu or or winter cold atm and they are miserable. ugh

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  23. Cute story, Joelle. I can just see you two. I hesitate to ask what a "butt bikket" is. I gather "bikket" is biscuit, but I hope.... Well, I have visions of you laying on your tummy "holding" the bikket. Tell me it ain't so. LOL.

    krblake@kathrynrblake.com

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    1. lmao, the once my Master has done the butt bikket, He only put it just at the top of the crack and then held me 'cause I was screaming and yelling. Yeah, I was so not the perfect submissive then :D

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  24. Loved the story Joelle. I AM curious as to what a butt bikket is…

    constancemasters@gmail.com

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    1. Ok I just git the question. I laughed hardest at the dog licking her face :)

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    2. hehe Constance- I had to giggle at how many people didn't get what a butt bikket might be at first... I thought "toe pretzel" would help. my Master actually does the toe stuff more often, when I'm in a bad mood. I mean, how can you stay upset when an adorable dog is being silly grabbing chips from between your toes :D ?

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  25. So cute, Joelle!

    I'm going to feel a little funny the next time I give my dog a treat. :)

    celestejones215@rocketmail.com

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    1. trying to reply again :D I came back to a big "Whoops" on my computer ack! But the butt bikket is fully a creation of my Master's mind- hopefully no other Master or HoH get something into their head as awful lol

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  26. Joelle, whoa, so creative! Really enjoyed it. Love dogs and the "butt bikket" thing just killed me. Apropos of not much, we had a Cat 5 dog fart here in the house just a while ago. I don't need to tell you what those are like, I'm sure. There are survivors, but rebuilding will take time.

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    1. heh survivors, Sheri :D My dear Xion had horrible gas before the vet put him on diet- we actually had one friend - a large gamer geek- who wouldn't spend the night again because Xion was so gross. and thanks... my Master laughed when I told Him I was mixing "butt bikket" and "toss you into a snow drift" into one silly story, complete with a spanking

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  27. This story had my rolling! My favorite pants where when the pants came down in the snow! corinnealexander4@gmail.com

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    1. thanks, Corinne. I'm pretty sure if my Master got it into His head to actually try this, neighbors, cops, nothing would stop Him sadly... Chyna still loves those two words, brat dog

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  28. Omigosh. We have and 80lb shepherd and a 120lb weimaraner. They hate being locked out of our bedroom, but in it they try to lick my face and bark and just be obnoxious.

    This was hilarious!

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    1. thankfully Chyna doesn't behave too bad, about bedroom time, but our 100-ish pound mutt, well he couldn't bear to be separated from me. yeah, he'd bark and such too. thanks.

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  29. I think the dog licking her forehead...it's an interesting twist!
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    1. thanks, Cathy. Chyna more often licks my nose, but the forehead fit better in the scene, I thought

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  30. Spanked while shoved in a snow bank! Brrrr! Being a hothouse flower, I don't think that sounds at all fun! Cute story!

    bbbadbarbie@gmail.com

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    1. I hear you, Barbara. I'm born and raised in Michigan- actually born during a blizzard- and I hate the snow. There's be a hot shower following, if this happened IRL :D

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  31. Cute fun story Joelle :) We have two cats and they usually run a mile before the spanking even starts! LoL. Brrr ... spanked in snow!

    Hugs,
    Roz
    rozinhishands@gmail.com

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    1. well cats do tend to have more sense :D hugs :) thanks for the comment

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  32. Adorable! (And the thought of being spanking outside is incredibly hot!!!)
    Thanks for being part of the hop. :)
    brattyadaline@gmail.com

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    1. Sorry wrote a comment then saw the rafflecopter question. I laughed when Master put snow down the pants. It's funny until you think about just how cold it would be!

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    2. yup, snow down the pants stinks- now, while He hasn't done a spanking outside, I have had snow down my pants because He thought it was funny- so not cool- not at all fun like an ice cube lol

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  33. Cute story, Joelle! Outside spankings are hot! authorsuelyndon at gmail . com

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    1. Normally the big "oh it's outside, we might get caught" doesn't do a lot for me, but somehow this "spanking in the backyard" was just too good- even with Chyna putting her nose in lol. thanks

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  34. I am shivering thinking about a spanking followed up with snow. Ack! Cute story, thanks for sharing!

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    1. and thanks for commenting :) I imagine the cold snow on a freshly spanked butt would almost hurt more than it'd feel good

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  35. Pups do not like to be left out of any "fun"
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    1. nope, they always have to know what's going on lol. And we joke that Chyna's a princess- she may be 66 pounds of dog, but in her mind, she's a dainty flower :D

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  36. I loved the thought of peanut butter between the toes. Hot story

    laurellasky@gmail.com

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    1. thanks, Laurel. I enjoyed writing this little romp :D

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  37. It's hard to get a spanking when pets are watching.
    window3579@hotmail.com

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    1. Just the expressions they get lol. thanks for the comment amber

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  38. The Butt Bickett was funny but I laughed about the dog watching--we have all been there!! Wouldn't you love to know what THEY are thinking>
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    1. hehe yes- when Chyna is trying very hard to use puppy telepathy to get me to get her something :D

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  39. I bet the snow on freshly those heated cheeks melted lickety split. Lovely story, Joelle. maddietaylorromance@gmail.com

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    1. :D thanks, Maddie. although the weather in Michigan right now, it might take a really blistered butt for it to melt quick

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  40. Cute story and I completely understand about Chyna being right there. I had one that used to have to be locked out of the room and preferably not on the same floor if I got spanked.
    kfemme at sbcglobal dot net

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    1. ack, not even on the same floor? that'd be rough! thanks for the comment

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    2. Yeah, we had to lock him in the basement. It wasn't great...but if we didn't, he would have gone after blood to defend me (or so he thought)!
      Btw, thanks so much for the gift certificate. I was so excited to win.
      Take care and hugs,
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    3. you're welcome :) but ack, the basement? sometimes when Chyna's being upppity, we close her out of the bedroom, and with Xion, the tact was quickies lol- he was too concerned about his mommy :D

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  41. Cute story. ed
    caddydlr@google.com

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  42. Great story!! Had to giggle about your pup watching! Weird. lol Ive always wondered what goes through there mind. lol Thank you for sharing!
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    1. I think it's part how expressive their face are :D thanks for the comment

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